Saturday, 5 April 2014

said you must do this… and I said ….oh bugger.

blog 11 April
 
 
It is that time again and the grass needs a proper cut and pick up, but like snow in winter and drought in summer we are not prepared and shocked and surprised that we are at that time and nobody else is there to sort it out for us…
 
 
For those for you who have not been paying attention, in July last year the mower with all the bells and whistle to lift grass and dump it stopped working. We ordered the bits from our local mower man but as they showed complete inability to order the parts and give us a price after waiting till October we told them to stuff it and Mike would mend the parts over winter which needless to say he did not and here we are needing to cut and have no Mike set to and straightened and welded and bashed and banged and swore and blasted his way to mending both struts, fitted them, and off he went on the first proper cut of the season. Half way through I watched him march off the field saying she’s blown up and my heart dropped into my gut at the thought of a major breakdown at this so special time it was just too much of an upset…...
 
Mike found the break and we went to our not so local farmer and tractor shop where muck under your nails and holes in your jeans is acceptable if not obligatory. We ordered the bit in the utter belief that we were going to get what we needed to mend our fabby mower and get back to work. I called the oh so very friendly parts man the next day as in  the excitement of him not being phased about ordering our parts we had  forgotten  to ask,  how much. There is no way of knowing he said until it arrives and it will be here in three days’ time. In the meantime Mike and I went around the Cherbourg peninsular twice looking for a backup mower that will get the job done to a fashion when the main mower is out of action.
 
 
And look what magically appeared in the tractor shed. We saw this on offer and the salesman said that he would bring it round to us let us try it out to  make sure it is the right machine for us, he meant correct colour to go with green I think and then we just fell in love and had to have it.  In the meantime with all the excitement of a new baby in the manger the call came from the tractor shop and  when I asked how much he reverted to local slang  and I though he said 600 Euro and when I asked him again he really actually said 650 Euro. I felt like I had been robbed at gun point. We gathered our hard earned euros into a little envelope and set off to pick it up. Mike, with his unbelievable ability and skill fitted the gold plated part and did swear he would throttle the engineer who designed the mower, but we were in business and today we both set off, me with the new baby and the mike on the old bloater and you will never guess what…. The old bloater broke down again and needed two belts replaced and in doing that Mike also found an oil leak….needless to say I had a great day, baby cuts like a dream, empties like a pro and frankly if Mike thinks he is getting his hands on her he has another thing coming…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I now have a pet cockerel who marches around the drive and garden cockadoodaldoodling and generally being gorgeous.  He is not allowed in with the other hens because the other cockerel has taken charge in there and will not tolerate another boy on the block so I have separated them and I like having him around looking cute.
 
And on the subject of the hens, I have one very brave and conscientious lady out there who today and yesterday produced the biggest hen egg we have seen in years. We had a very slow egg laying winter  so I guess they are making up for lost time so it is out with the omelette pan, but not with the chips
Mike and I had our 5 year health MOT given for free to everyone in France and although we are both good for blood pressure, cholesterol and diabetes the doctor who gave us both a real checking over stopped in his tracks and specifically with much finger wagging warned me to lose weight. He asked me how big my babies were and then sucked in air and said you must do this… and I said ….oh bugger.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

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